June 28 , 2000 | Volume 1, Issue 2  
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HMO To Employ Marmoset Monkeys As Healthcare Providers
Nimble primates cost-effective, quick learners

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CDC Report Highlights "Superbugs"
Resistant pathogens use special powers to fight crime

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OSHA Body-Armour Proposal Termed "Overkill"
Healthcare workers divided on measures to prevent needlestick injuries

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Doctors In Training To No Longer Be On Call
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