June 28 , 2000 | Volume 1, Issue 2
 

Just like your
mamma used
to make it!

     
Medical Humor & Satire
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This week's question:

Opinion polls suggest that physicians command less respect from the general public now than they once did. What's going on?


J. S. Bach
Composer
 "Fur Elise came to me in a dream. It went like this: Danananana Dananana."

Union Jack
Black Flag
 "I get me bloody Percodan from the 'Net now, Mick!"

Karl Newman
Resident

"Don't go into Medicine for the money. That'll leave more for those of us who did."

Macauly Culkin
Home Alone

"I don't take advice from strangers wearing fedoras anymore."

 

Rhesus Peasus
Scut Monkey

"Eeep."

Translation: "Just be happy you still got a job, doctor-boy. Now keep moppin'."

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