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Seven slightly used brochoscopes, only the slightest trace of biofilm. Would be excellent in a setting with a high prevalence of Pseudomonas or nosocomial pneumonia. As advertised in the New York Times and Washington Post. Call today, they won't last long: 1-800-EPI-HOSP.

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Two pairs of matching surgical scrubs. One green set, one blue set - used for 4 years during Gen Surg Residency, before switching over to Rehab. Fashionable with jeans or a tank-top. Look Dope. Call Now!

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Order the video everyone's talking about - uncensored, unedited, and no-holds-barred. Get Wildest Drug Lunches I & II risk-free for the low price of $8.99 plus S&H, and receive a free Pepcid clock, yours to keep no matter what! 18 and over only, please. Operators standing by.

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150-page collection of medical humor and satire culled from the Q Fever! website, 2000-2002. Aimed towards healthcare professionals, but can be dug by just about anyone. Portable, concise, and packed with protein, carbohydrates and phat. Click here for more information.