FOR SALE
Señor Wences Commemorative Surgical Gloves. High quality latex with simulated lipstick "lips" on thumb and index finger. Curly wig on glove knuckles is optional. Recreate famed "S'awright? S'OK!" routine while scrubbed in the O.R.! Supplies limited, act today!

FOR SALE
High quality used defibrillator paddles! Local healthcare provider closing, must sell. Great for practical jokes, recharging car batteries, giving hair hip "messy" look. 200, 300, 360? You decide! Call Hernando, 308-233-3333.

FOR SALE
Apartment for rent, 5th floor ward next to the clean utility room. 200 sq feet with bed, sink, shower, tiolet and 13 inch TV included. Previous tenant, transplant fellow, lived there 9 years. Only interns/residents need apply. Stop by: door labeled "Nurse Manager".

WANTED
Large multinational drug company seeks ID fellow for employment as undercover "mole." Requires constant mumbling and blurting out "Unasyn" everytime someone asks for a drug recommendation - even during codes! Call today.

FOR SALE
150-page collection of medical humor and satire culled from the Q Fever! website, 2000-2002. Aimed towards healthcare professionals, but can be dug by just about anyone. Portable, concise, and packed with protein, carbohydrates and phat. Click here for more information.