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March 7, 2001 | Volume 2, Issue 3

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Complete collection of "Vitamin Ties (TM)" including rare Vitamin B12 electron micrograph in teal blue. Also included: purple Vitamin C, red Vitamin D, green B1 (Thiamine). Ties go well with any suit - even pinstripe. Accept cash, check or credit card - cash earns you free Jerry Garcia tie.

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Family Medicine, Vermont - Internist BC/BE to join well-established group this fall. Call sched 1-in-8. Competitive salary. Looking for highly motivated, committed individual with excellent interpersonal skills. Must have nice ass, firm and round. Reply Box 16518.

AVAILABLE
Side of yummy BEEF. Imported from England. Previous owner died unexpectedly of degenerative neurological disease, must sell at bargain price. Few gnaw marks in rump-steak area, minimal freezer burn. Will ship. Contact Lewis "Legs" LoCicero, East St. Louis, IL, 11201





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