August 10, 2005 | Volume 5, Issue 1

Q!'s Flashes

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  Mad Cow Terror Alert Raised From Medium-Well To Well-Done

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  Harrison’s Making An Excellent Doorstop

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  Safety Shower Used For Post-Call Bathing

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  Study: Topless Yogurt-Wrestling Prevents VRE

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  Children’s Chewable Morphine Hits Shelves

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  Guaiac: Now With 50% More Penauts

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  Goomba Analysis: Jeez! That Came Out Of A Human?

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