Top Ten Medical Phrases That Sound Dirty, But Really Aren’t
As determined by your votes
April 23, 2003
| 10. | Looks like we're going to have to probe to bone |
| 9. | For maximum results, swish and spit three times daily |
| 8. | Can you give me a hand stabilizing the pelvic floor? |
| 7. | It's going to be underexposed if you don't increase the penetration |
| 6. | Once it's in the lumen, I'll be inflating the balloon |
| 5. | After the procedure, blow on this every six hours |
| 4. | It's time to start milking your prostate |
| 3. | I'm afraid your swallowing evaluation will have to be repeated |
| 2. | Deep and slow now - in and out |
| 1. | I'm going to dilate you with a series of bougies |
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