WANTED
Surgical intern seeks a life. Any old life'll do. Simple walks in the park, time to smell the flowers. Time to go to nice restaurants, sleep in on Sundays, or even to read the paper while drinking coffee. Having time to see my family would be a plus. Any ideas please page 617-555-BEEP. I'll call you as soon as I'm done rounding in the SICU.

FOR SALE
1982 Vulva, in good condition. Accomodates 2. Slight leakage, recently serviced. Interior warm with slight moisture. Great for weekend use. Call for pricing.

FOR SALE
Collection of surgical stones collected over 46 year surgical career. Includes: 100+ renal stones (70 calcium, 10 uric acid and, for the discriminating collector, 3 rare struvite). Gallstones include 600+ cholesterol/mixed specimens plus several rare pigment stones in variety of colors. Don't let this opportunity "gather moss"! Call today.

FOR SALE
150-page collection of medical humor and satire culled from the Q Fever! website, 2000-2002. Aimed towards healthcare professionals, but can be dug by just about anyone. Portable, concise, and packed with protein, carbohydrates and phat. Click here for more information.