Top Ten Reasons For Conversations With Drug Reps
June 27, 2001
10. | Need foam model of thyroid to complete collection |
9. | Always wanted to learn about congestive heart failure from non-medical personnel |
8. | Green jelly beans that say "ZYVOX": 'nuff said |
7. | Heart-wrenching display of brown-nosing offers unique insight into pathos of human condition |
6. | Got previous drug rep from company pregnant; curious as to how kid's doing |
5. | Free textbooks a virtual gold mine on eBay |
4. | Drug rep misunderstanding of scientific data, misuse of medical terminology sure to boost physician self-confidence |
3. | Rep from Astra-Zeneca able to obtain marijuana for 'compassionate' usage |
2. | Mood starting to destabilize; more Zoloft samples urgently needed |
1. | Two words: Nice boobs |
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