June 28, 2000 | Volume 1, Issue 2

Q!'s Flashes

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  Quaker Introduces New Hippocratic Oats

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  New Electron Retrospectoscope Promises New Era in Diagnostic Accuracy

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  “Centimeter” Mispronounced for Unknown Reason

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  HACEK Group Successful in Hostile Takeover of Disney

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  Goomba Analysis: Not Yet Back From Lab

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