FOR SALE!
Used Littman Cardiology II stethoscope. In excellent condition. Guaranteed 96% colonized with resistant P. aeroginosa or your money back. Cannot, will not be disinfected! Also included at no extra charge: B. fragilis, C. difficile, VREF, MRSA, flesh-eating Strep sp., P. multocida. Other organisms depending on ICU length of stay stats.

UNIQUE OPPORTUNIY!
For a physician with no other interests. Busy downtown practice with no nursing or administrative staff seeks additional physician to take on more responsibility than is humanly possible. Hone phlebotomy, secretarial and social work skills while losing control of your life. Sorry, not an H-2 blocker position.

WANTED
Cadillac Escalade with large towing hook for yacht. Prefer Calif. emissions. Need multi-disk CD changer for huge CD collection, large visor mirror to see big hair and large glove box to carry catchers mit; Favor gigantic wood side panels and roof rack to carry 32" mountain bikes. Tinted windows a must. Call me on my miniscule cell phone evenings, no weekends: 415-555-4111.