August 10, 2005 | Volume 5, Issue 1
 

Just like your
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Medical Humor & Satire
For Healthcare Professionals
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August 10, 2005
WANTED Currently 9 months pregnant, in need of OB-GYN ASAP. None available in Pennsylvania. Already 50% effaced; no time to wait. Willing to pay medical malpractice and waive right to sue. Attorney down the street interested in case but refuses to deliver baby. Whoa, just had a Brackston Hicks contraction! Please don't delay. Ask for Renee.
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WANTED Sengstaken-Blakemore tube needed for immediate use. Got a patient in ICU having variceal bleed. Joe in central supply says he can't locate the ones he ordered last month. How much you wanna bet the bastard didn't actually order 'em? It's happened before. Look, time's running out. Willing to pay top dollar. Patient would be grateful too. No need to call; just bring it on over to the Medical ICU. Now.
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Disclaimer: This is a medical humor and parody website meant solely for entertainment purposes, and is not intended to recommend or advise regarding the prevention, diagnosis, or treatment of any medical illness or condition. Stories and articles are meant only to provide a brief, fleeting distraction from the wretchedness of reality, and are not intended to be insensitive, callous, or offensive, or to otherwise belittle the plight of those affected with any medical disease, condition, or illness. All names and descriptions of people are fictitious except for those of well-known public figures, who are the subject of satire. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Medical Humor is just that: Medical Humor.