December 10, 2003 | Volume 4, Issue 3
 

Just like your
mamma used
to make it!

     
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Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags

10.

“My other bag’s a Prada”
9.

“Niblet retrieval in progress”
8. “Is your ostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”
7. “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Secretary of State”
6. “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law”
5. “Real men don't use gloves”
4. “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!”
3. “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day”
2.

“Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!”

 1. 

“Caution: Bush domestic policy being prepared”
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