July 2, 2003 | Volume 4, Issue 2
Q Fever! - Medical Humor And Satire For The Healthcare Professional
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Coumadin Clinic Shut Down
Rigorous dosing schedules, harassment prompt state investigation

Ass-Concealing Gown In Final Stages Of Development
Marks radical new concept in hospital attire

Phone Should Not Have Been Answered
Instinct was “just too strong to be stifled,” says intern

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