April 10, 2002 | Volume 3, Issue 2
Q Fever! - Medical Humor And Satire For The Healthcare Professional
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Secret Radiology Lounge Discovered
Room behind MRI alternator has couches and giant screen TV

Spotlight: Pharmaceutical Practice

Pharmaceutical Industry Celebrates: Public Still Ignorant
Poor, uneducated, elderly still purchasing brand-name meds

Drug Rep Not Avoided
Attempt to obtain pens results in five minute lecture on Cozaar

CDC Expands Definition of "Unsafe Sex"
Coitus during chainsaw juggling uncommon, but definitely hazardous

The Thinker: Dr. Mort Kandless
Thanks For Removing Your Sock
Cotton fragments, flaky skin crusts have been inhaled through my nose and mouth

Patients Examined From Hallway
Attending notes document physical findings; no actual contact made

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Sir William Osler Clinical Update: Back From The Dead... And Mad As Hell

Tube Of Blood Still In Coat Pocket

Page Answered While Sitting On Toilet

Unasyn Lock Still Too Embarassing To Use

Guaiac: Available In Your Grocer's Frozen Meat Section

Goomba Analysis:
Now With Larger Pieces Of Broccoli

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