August 1, 2001 | Volume 2, Issue 8
 

Just like your
mamma used
to make it!

    
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WORK HOW YOU WANT, WHERE YOU WANT AND WHEN YOU WANT. Unless you work for us. At GigaHealth America, we own you from the day you start until the day the litigation ends (if you try to leave). You come in when we say, and go out when we let you. Thirty, forty, fifty patients a day - there's no telling what you can do - there's only us telling you what to do. For an experience you'll probably want to forget but can't, commit yourself to GigaHealth. PO Box 627, Indianapolis, IN 40332.

NONINVASIVE INTERVENTIONAL ELECTROPHYSIOLOGIST needed to start this department because we don't even know exactly what its role should be. You should be aggressive, but not so much so that you're invasive, and you should be willing to intervene, but, again, not to the point of being invasive. The successful candidate must be a board certified electrophysiologist who isn't afraid to take the reigns without being invasive. Call (313) 402-7722 for more information (please speak confidently, but not loudly).

NEBRASKA COAST: Enjoy life in Nebraska! The shimmering waters of, uh… Nebraska await you in this paradise that is known to all, ehh… Nebraskans! Small clinic on the coast of Nebraska near, uhh, Lake Nebraska has a unique opportunity for the right physician to join its practice. Competitive salary and quality lifestyle that includes hunting, shopping, good schools, fishing, and, umm… year round skiing (lift tickets included). Call MedBS Recruiting 1-800-420-2020.

 

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