June 27, 2001 | Volume 2, Issue 6
 

Just like your
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Top Ten Reasons For
Conversations With Drug Reps

10.

Need foam model of thyroid to complete collection
9.

Always wanted to learn about congestive heart failure from non-medical personnel
8. Green jelly beans that say "ZYVOX": 'nuff said
7. Heart-wrenching display of brown-nosing offers unique insight into pathos of human condition
6. Got previous drug rep from company pregnant; curious as to how kid's doing
5. Free textbooks a virtual gold mine on eBay
4. Drug rep misunderstanding of scientific data, misuse of medical terminology sure to boost physician self-confidence
3. Rep from Astra-Zeneca able to obtain marijuana for 'compassionate' usage
2.

Mood starting to destabilize; more Zoloft samples urgently needed

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Two words: Nice boobs

 
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