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CONTINUING
MEDICAL EDUCATION
Loud,
Angry Conversations In Apparently Solitary Individuals: Distinguishing
Schizophrenics From "Hands-Free" Cell Phone Users: A course
for the practitioner. June 15-17, 2001, Holiday Inn, East St. Louis, IL.
Course will focus on diagnosis, including seminar on importance of noticing
wire dangling from ear. Faculty include Dr. Leonard Zuskin, National Institute
of Mental Health, and Henderson N. Albright, Regional Sales, Nokia Corp.
Registration via Dr. Morton J. Kandless.
CHAIR, DEPT
OF MEDICINE, UNIV OF CALIF. - The Univ of California at Sacramento is
seeking a chair for the Department of Medicine. Old chair accidentally sold
at departmental rummage sale, forcing faculty to sit on floor. Ideal candidate
would be durably upholstered, with proven swivelling and reclining abilities.
The Univ of Calif. is an equal opportunity employer, and welcomes applications
from La-Z-Boys and Barca-Loungers.
FOR SALE:
Four-point restraints. Ideal for second dates! Also great for kids, guests,
pets. Can be used with three-point restraints to give seven points max.
Makes a perfect gift!
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