May 2, 2001 | Volume 2, Issue 5
 

Just like your
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WARD CLERK - sought for busy city hospital. Qualified applicants should be generally inattentive and unhelpful. The ability to appear supremely disinterested and incapable is expected. Frequent use of the phrases "I'm at lunch," or "I haven't had my break yet" in response to any and all questions is a plus. The right candidate will possess the ability to demonstrate insurpassable attitude. No medical or secretarial background required. Contact Harold on 12 South between 10 AM and 10:45 AM for more information.
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FOR SALE: Pelvic specula, clear plastic variety. Hundreds available. All used. Slimy white goop for added fee. Bargain prices - please specify size. Free surgilube included! Contact Dr. Marc Gertelsman, Box #15043.

 
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