"La torte, c'est delicieux, non?"*

*"Tort law is out of control in the United States. Custard is a completely unregulated commodity in your damn country"

"If your doctor chops off the wrong limb,
That's no reason to sue her or him.
Our Lord says forgive, forgive and forget,
And if you're patient, your leg may grow back yet!"

"Hey Doc, this creep givin' you trouble? Maybe I oughtta have a little talk with 'dat guy, you think?"

"There's very little that a cunningly forged informed consent form won't excuse."

"Eep."*

*"Try not to confuse warm-blooded and cold-blooded patients. Their medical needs are very different."