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Welcome
to Q Fever!
Welcome!
You are now holding, in your palsied cyber-fingers,
the premeire edition of Q Fever!, Your #1 Source For Healthcare
Misinformation!
 Right
here, every two to four weeks (depending on how nice you are to us) you'll
find the absolute latest in healthcare news, articles, features,
statistics, and other such nonsense... and it won't stop 'til the
clerk has to call Security to haul you back out onto the streets where
you belong!
At Q Fever!,
we're simply not happy until... well, let's just say we have some serious
emotional needs that will require some addressing. And that's where you,
the healthcare professional (or salaried employee), come in!
You see,
we here at Q Fever! believe in three things.
The first,
"Do unto others as you do unto your brothers," is just
a general sort of principle that all humans ought to adhere to. The same
goes for the second, "Do unto others as you do unto their mothers;"
both of these are universal sentiments that we feel everyone should share
if we're to get along on this revolving slab of asphalt.
Our third
belief, "Hippocrates," is technically not a belief at
all; nor is it anything more than an idea or thought with no real substance
to it. So never mind about that third one then.
Excited
yet?
There's more!
Here's just a sampling of what's in store for you each issue:
- Award-winning
author Frank Brisbois, MD, will be reporting on wild animal habitats
from the jungles of Burundi, where he's been missing for some time now.
Western officials have been unable to establish contact with Dr. Brisbois
despite years of negotiations, but we know you're out there, Frank!
- From the
outer limits of Alpha Centurai, Centurian Federation Chairman Jama
Nejm, ACP will be giving a unique day-by-day account of his plans
and preparations for the complete annihilation of our galaxy and twenty
others, leaving him sole and undisputed master of the known universe and
beyond.
- Chuck
Norris, star of Ivan, Texas Ranger and noted Infectious Disease
enthusiast, will be offering exciting perspectives on such topics as nosocomial
infections, wound & decubitus care, and the subtle and delightful nuances
that make Karate the world's favorite flavor of ice cream (so to
speak).
PLUS:
- JUMBLE, That Scrambled Word Game
- Marmaduke, That Scrambled Hound From Hell
- Horoscopes And Love Signs According To Buspar
- Q Fever's Streaming RealVideo Monkey Playhouse
And that's
not the least of it!
So what are
you waiting for? Get scrubbed in and ask the nurse for a stool - Q
Fever!, Your #1 Source For Healthcare Bogosity, is going in with
the Bovey!
M.
Furfur, MD Editor-In-Chief
B. Cereus, MD, PhD, Editor-At-Large
Just
remember: "QUALITY without the Q ain't nothing but UALITY"
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