June 14 , 2000 | Volume 1, Issue 1
 

Just like your
mamma used
to make it!

     
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A 45 year old male comes to your office with the complaint of a chronic "stuffy" sensation in his head for the past 8-9 months.

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He does not smoke or drink alcohol, and has no family history of medical illnesses. He is an accountant and lives with his wife and two children, who are all healthy.

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