June 14 , 2000 | Volume 1, Issue 1
 

Just like your
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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

Physician PT/FT for Children's Daycare Center. Experience with Play-Doh, Lego, Lincoln Logs a must. Hours 9-12, 1-3. Lunch and Nap 12-1 included. Will provide bus transportation, books, and uniform. Ages 5 and up only please. Xlnt benefits incl Barbie Dreamhouse. Send CV to: PS 181, 1100 S. Sunset Ave., #102, Los Angeles 91722. Ph (626) 342-4324 Fax (626) 976-2364


LATE MEDIEVAL VENICE, ITALY

Wanted BC/BE physician to treat outbreak of Black Death. Must be willing not to flee to surrounding countryside. Garlic, poultices, personal burial and guild fees included in package, but must bring own bleeding/cupping equipmt. A sucessful candidate will be willing to walk around plague-ridden city in long black robe, black hat, magic bird mask that wards off evil plague humors. ACLS desirable.


FORESTVILLE, NORTH DAKOTA

Still shoveling snow the old way? Come shovel our snow while it's still falling. Lovely climate, wonderful people, nice town. Lots of snow in winter. We'll keep you busy. Make money and shovel snow at the same time. Hot tea available (after you've shoveled the snow). Shovel all you like - the snow keeps coming. Excellent opportunity. Bring your own shovel. Fax CV: (527) 253-2039


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